You know what I've decided my problem is? Even when inside my head I feel like that one Imagine Dragons song I'm on Top of the World
I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!! AYE!!!
My face ALWAYS always always looks like this:
SPEAK TO ME AND I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF, PEASANT
Cinderella wouldn't tell that customer that she's a vacant moron, she would smile and wish her a good afternoon.
Today me and my Mum were walking through Target and I received a sign from the Universe with a very important message for me
This really made me and my Mum laugh, and whoever did it is an ingenious person with a great sense of humor, because that's one of the best things i've seen this week.