1.) Someone decided to play "Uptown Funk" really really loudly in the middle of the night...
2.) [two boys arguing ]
-Mate I could totally beat you in a race
-No, no you couldn't, never I will always win
-Fine, let's race right here
-I'll race you to that lamppost there.
[Five minute argument over which lamppost]
-Wait we need a judge
-A judge someone to say who wins
-The winner will be the one who gets there first idiot we don't need a judge
[Finally someone agrees to be the judge and the race commences. The thrilling saga ends in dramatic fits of coughing and no clear winner]