This has caused a few alterations to my personality…
1.) I have been finding the weirdest most random everyday things completely hilarious. I laughed so hard at a mispronounced word that my Mother felt the need to apologize for my behavior. I also found a ball made of twigs in Homegoods for five dollars
and laughed so hard I ended up on the floor in an aisle alternately laughing and coughing up a lung…
2.) I have absolutely no filter. I have been spewing whatever happens to be on my mind whether it be singing along badly to 80's songs or talking to anyone who is listening about my hatred of birds…. People at first thought this was amusing but now I think they just find it obnoxious.
3.) I lost all motivation to do anything besides breath, watch DVDs and internet…. even the simplest of tasks seems gargantuan and I just can't be bothered to do it. But the really scary thing is that not only am I not doing anything….I don't care that i'm not doing anything….Like i'm totally fine with doing nothing and no matter the consequences my brain just does. not. care.
4.) That leads to into the other weird thing, which is that I have lost all self preservation and foreword planning. Like my brain will usually think…
"You know, you probably shouldn't say that"
"whoa! let's see what happens"
So that's how I ended up buying a….
Darth Vader lightsaber!!!!!
Which is a lovely thing I am proud to own…but which I bought under the influence of cold medicine…..